At night, when her eyes are closed,
MIA (Keiko) lives out the rush
of auto-erotica - the climactic
combo of smashed vehicles and
petrol scented sex-but during
the day she's a disenchanted art
student wondering why she even
bothers getting a degree. Creeped
out by her perv teacher who uses
"art instruction" as
a cum-on, she day-dreams away,
living out her Polaroid fantasies.
While she doesn't mind screwing
her junglist friend, TRIXIE (Felix
Vicious), and lame-porn website
editor, BILLY (Talon), she's definitely
not into poser punks and is still
searching for an uber-slacker
to make her cream. Enter JOHNNY
(James Deen). The shy emo boy
who spends his trust fund money
on mind candy is way too lazy
to make art, but he's got spunk,
and is surprisingly well hung
for a sensitive shoegazer. Has
MIA met her match? Will their
kinky sex lead to great art, or
will they end up getting jobs
working on cheesy 90s looking
porn? All we know is that ART
SCHOOL SLUTS are easy!
Featuring Music by:
edIT, Libythth, whoMan, PHTHALOCYANINE,
TERMINAL 11, JON[s], The DOEs,
CHUCK BRONCO, GANG LU
Running Time: 100 mins.
